In today's session of 'We listen, we don't judge', we hear from a man who clearly did not know the actual use of toilet spray.
Sure, we've all heard or read some comical tales about the smell of the toilet spray 'lingering' after you've done your business or maybe the smells clashing!
Speaking to the hosts of The Morning Shift Show podcast, Brook Ruscoe and Jordan River, the caller explains that he never grew up in a home that used toilet spray.
"Up until 2023, I had no idea how to use toilet spray," the caller begins.
He says everytime he would visit someone's home, he'd use it "the best way" he knew how.
The caller says two years ago, he'd just come out of the toilet and his wife asked him why he smelled funny.
"Thinking the smell had wafted out with me, I told her I definitely made sure to use toilet spray.
His wife then asked how much he'd used, to that he replied, "Not much, just enough to make sure his butt didn't stink.
Game over
The caller then alludes to the fact that instead of spraying the toilet, he had actually been spraying his butt with toilet spray
"I beg you find someone else who's been spraying their a** with toilet spray for the last 20+ years," he says.
At this point, the show hosts are besides themselves, laughing at the caller.
The people in the comments did not hold back.
"It's literally named toilet spray, not bum spray," wrote @mets_matkovic
"Colon cancer has entered the chat," added @jasoncouch89
"He understood (but absolutely did not understand) the assignment," joked @bradyreneesinclair.
Let us help you
So folks, here is the correct use of toilet spray - according to the National Library of Medicine, "Toilet air fresheners are air freshener products that release fragrance substances into the toilet room air to create a pleasant smell or ambiance. Their intended use is limited to the toilet room."
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